(703): I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEADINBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
(703): I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD
INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.

adashelbys:

(806) It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up
for what his mouth does the rest of the time.

(530): Are you good with a knife? I need someone to
perform amateur surgery.
(323) What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may havea broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
(323) What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have
a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
(851) My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form ofbirth control.
(851) My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of
birth control.
(310): Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs?
(818) As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I
can't handle.
stale-hope asked: MAKE VALENTINES DAY TEXTS

I STILL DON’T HAVE MY NORMAL LAPTOP BACK BUT YOU’RE RIGHT I SHOULD BE PROACTIVE
I THINK I CAN FIND THE CAPS ONLINE AND I WILL USE SOME RANDOM SHITTY PRE-INSTALLED FONT BUT BY JESUS I WILL MAKE VDAY TEXTS

Yoo.
So I was planning on making more texts this weekend, but my computer is currently in the shop, so I don’t have the caps or the font I use. So I may try to make a few, but I can’t promise anything about quality. Thanks for sticking around :)


(406): We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
(406): We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic 
shouting Obama at the protestors.

(610) if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
(610) if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
texts from last night meets les miserables.
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